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Wednesday, June 1

Making the Best of Things

For Brian Nash, who complained that visits to my blog are a waste of time if I don't update it, Here is a cautionary tale from Croatia. For those to lazy to click the link, here are the highlights:

A best man and a new bride were having relations in a bathroom at her wedding.
The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up.

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.
Happily, the groom continued the party, now in celebration of his divorce.

The moral of this story is, Don't marry a tramp, or, alternatively, Don't trust your friends?


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