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Thursday, March 11

Radical New Hypothesis

Brandon, a former roommate, wonders after his new roommate made himself the patsy of malicious geeks by clicking on an odd attachment, "Why do people always feel they have to open attached files?" Here is my new theory, for BYU Males anyway:

1. Porn is bad, but intriguing.
2. Looking at porn is bad.
3. But, mistakes will happen.
4. Since mistakes are inevitable, nobody is to blame.
5. If I click on an attachment, it might be porn.
6. If it is porn, I am not to blame.
7. Thus, if I click on it, I might get a peek at porn without any moral culpability.

Just a thought. It is more likely, however, that these people are simply mouth-breathing idiots.


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