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Monday, March 1

Original Composition

As a home evening activity (read: lame activity), we were divided into groups and charged with creating new lyrics to popular songs. Recognizing that the shorter our song was, the better, I chose the music to The Beatles classic "Her Majesty" from their Abbey Road album. The original lyrics are:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day

I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah
Someday I'm going to make her mine
My new lyrics are for a song called "JELL-O®":
JELL-O®'s a favorite Mormon desert
But it isn't even good -- it's gay
JELL-O®'s a favorite Mormon desert
But they never ever leave it plain

They put in carrots, marshmellows, or crops
Or they put in orange soda, juice, or Sprite®
JELL-O®'s a favorite Mormon desert
I'd almost rather eat cold tripe, oh yeah
I'd almost rather eat cold tripe
Thank you. You've been a lovely crowd.

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