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Wednesday, December 17

Favorite Seinfeld Moment

Tonight's rerun episode has one of the most brilliant scenes of all time, Kramer playing a person with gonorrhea:

Student: Okay, any other pain?

Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. May I? (signals to Mickey)
Lights? (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar)
Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

Student: Gonorrhea?!

Kramer: Gonorrhea!



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